I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one
Hi.
Gah, bloody internet not working, so I'm reduced to playing spider solitaire. Geez, what am I coming to? Anywho, did mean to post earlier, but I was just too lazy. That and the fact that we had speech night a few nights ago. 1. coz it was so bloody boring. 2. it was in the city. 3. I wasn't getting anything. So I was bored outta my brains for about three hours. Three hours of me screaming in my head at the people on stage. Three hours of dwelling on what I could be doing, instead of sitting in a terribly uncomfy seat slapping my hands together to show my appreciation of some dweeb that won some award for dancing or something. Jesus Christ. And what the hell is this whole GIS thing? i'll explain. Every year level from 5-12 a representative gets to make a speech about their year. And some year 10 chick gets up there and talks about some GEOGRAPHY PROGRAM!! Oo, yay, I have a geography program to look forward to. -.- don't get me wrong, I love learning about places I'll never go and using some computer program to find MOUNTAINS and RIVERS in some outback hole, because they are just so hard to miss.
You know what else is pissing me off at the moment? Bloody spindrift, the school magazine. If I'm not spindrift editor, or at least some person on the team, I'll.. i'll.. scream!! But, all is not bad this year. I had my little evil red eyed fishies in it, but they didn't even acknowledge me!! That's the second art thing I've had in there. The other was another fishy that I made and they didn't acknowledge that either!! Well, yeah.
I've thought up a couple new year's resolutions for 2005:
Be optimistic I've found that I've been a little pessimistic this year, but can't really blame me.. can you? Well, life always runs into a bleak patch and theres nothing anyone can do about it. Not even me.
Conform As I found in English, individuality is frowned upon. I will conform and be like everyone else. I will not try and do better, as that always leads on to a different mark from everyone else. A worse mark. As well as that, I will not question the point of maths and it's useless topics. That just leads on to no answers anyway. And it's not only in English and maths. I'm sick of people pointing out MY differences, or what I like to call PERSONAILTY. Jesus Christ, can't you people hack it? Just shuttup and leave me alone.
Go out of your way to be nice to people I've noticed that, funnily enough, people that are nice to other's are much more appreciated. But that's not saying I've been mean or anything, it's just people don't realise I'm nice, do they? No, go ahead and ignore me, i don't mind. really.
Be motivated, or at least pretend you are I didn't do well this year coz of lack of motivation. Why? Coz what is there to be motivated with? The fact that they made us do stupid, annoyingly boring things that were supposedly MEANT to motivate us? Yay, swimming, looking after elderly people, gardening and pretending to be someone else is the best way to do that, isn't it -.-
Swear like there's no tomorrow Swearing is therapeutical.
Piss off people that piss you off I let people off this year. I let them go easy. But you just wait til next year. Don't you dare piss me off.
Laugh everyday Laughing is meant to be good for you or something. So do that. Yeah, some days laughing's one of the last things you wanna do, but if you don't people'll think you've got problems and will recommend professional help.
Here are a few tips you could use next year:
Do not try to convert anyone I tried converting, or at least showing people the better side of what I like, but no. that would be too hopeful of me to think people will enjoy what I listen to.
Do not voice your opinion when outnumbered. Especially by azns. I'm also sick of having my head bitten off every time I think out my thoughts aloud. Jesus Christ, sorree for talking.
Do as people say coz fighting is just too much effort If someone says jump off that cliff, I suggest you do it, coz if you don't they'll pull out a gun and 3 shots to the head, you're sure to be dead. That was just a metaphor for reality. Why waste energy arguing with someone stubborn coz they'll just end up getting violent.
Work on your greasies/ death looks Some people say I can't give greasies. Well, you need to be able to so you can scare little kids. Or at least give the impression that you don't want to be disturbed, god knows, I never want to be.
relax After a big exam or test, I always wonder why I stressed so much. Big whoop if you fail something. You don't care, I don't care, so why bother stressing over something NO one cares about? Pointless, really. (Don't say anything Alan, I know, I know, school's good, hail your work, you're evil for saying that...)
Kimo.
-If you haven't noticed, I'm not in a good mood.
Gah, bloody internet not working, so I'm reduced to playing spider solitaire. Geez, what am I coming to? Anywho, did mean to post earlier, but I was just too lazy. That and the fact that we had speech night a few nights ago. 1. coz it was so bloody boring. 2. it was in the city. 3. I wasn't getting anything. So I was bored outta my brains for about three hours. Three hours of me screaming in my head at the people on stage. Three hours of dwelling on what I could be doing, instead of sitting in a terribly uncomfy seat slapping my hands together to show my appreciation of some dweeb that won some award for dancing or something. Jesus Christ. And what the hell is this whole GIS thing? i'll explain. Every year level from 5-12 a representative gets to make a speech about their year. And some year 10 chick gets up there and talks about some GEOGRAPHY PROGRAM!! Oo, yay, I have a geography program to look forward to. -.- don't get me wrong, I love learning about places I'll never go and using some computer program to find MOUNTAINS and RIVERS in some outback hole, because they are just so hard to miss.
You know what else is pissing me off at the moment? Bloody spindrift, the school magazine. If I'm not spindrift editor, or at least some person on the team, I'll.. i'll.. scream!! But, all is not bad this year. I had my little evil red eyed fishies in it, but they didn't even acknowledge me!! That's the second art thing I've had in there. The other was another fishy that I made and they didn't acknowledge that either!! Well, yeah.
I've thought up a couple new year's resolutions for 2005:
Be optimistic I've found that I've been a little pessimistic this year, but can't really blame me.. can you? Well, life always runs into a bleak patch and theres nothing anyone can do about it. Not even me.
Conform As I found in English, individuality is frowned upon. I will conform and be like everyone else. I will not try and do better, as that always leads on to a different mark from everyone else. A worse mark. As well as that, I will not question the point of maths and it's useless topics. That just leads on to no answers anyway. And it's not only in English and maths. I'm sick of people pointing out MY differences, or what I like to call PERSONAILTY. Jesus Christ, can't you people hack it? Just shuttup and leave me alone.
Go out of your way to be nice to people I've noticed that, funnily enough, people that are nice to other's are much more appreciated. But that's not saying I've been mean or anything, it's just people don't realise I'm nice, do they? No, go ahead and ignore me, i don't mind. really.
Be motivated, or at least pretend you are I didn't do well this year coz of lack of motivation. Why? Coz what is there to be motivated with? The fact that they made us do stupid, annoyingly boring things that were supposedly MEANT to motivate us? Yay, swimming, looking after elderly people, gardening and pretending to be someone else is the best way to do that, isn't it -.-
Swear like there's no tomorrow Swearing is therapeutical.
Piss off people that piss you off I let people off this year. I let them go easy. But you just wait til next year. Don't you dare piss me off.
Laugh everyday Laughing is meant to be good for you or something. So do that. Yeah, some days laughing's one of the last things you wanna do, but if you don't people'll think you've got problems and will recommend professional help.
Here are a few tips you could use next year:
Do not try to convert anyone I tried converting, or at least showing people the better side of what I like, but no. that would be too hopeful of me to think people will enjoy what I listen to.
Do not voice your opinion when outnumbered. Especially by azns. I'm also sick of having my head bitten off every time I think out my thoughts aloud. Jesus Christ, sorree for talking.
Do as people say coz fighting is just too much effort If someone says jump off that cliff, I suggest you do it, coz if you don't they'll pull out a gun and 3 shots to the head, you're sure to be dead. That was just a metaphor for reality. Why waste energy arguing with someone stubborn coz they'll just end up getting violent.
Work on your greasies/ death looks Some people say I can't give greasies. Well, you need to be able to so you can scare little kids. Or at least give the impression that you don't want to be disturbed, god knows, I never want to be.
relax After a big exam or test, I always wonder why I stressed so much. Big whoop if you fail something. You don't care, I don't care, so why bother stressing over something NO one cares about? Pointless, really. (Don't say anything Alan, I know, I know, school's good, hail your work, you're evil for saying that...)
Kimo.
-If you haven't noticed, I'm not in a good mood.
posted by Kimo @ 1:32 pm
4 Comments:
At 6:04 pm,
Lunatic said…
Welll somebody's feeling grumpy.
Hope the dry spell in your life passes quickly, bounce back like all young people do (myself included.)
Now to preach. I apologize in advance.
Don't ever, EVER let other people's opinions get in the way of flaunting your personality. Far be it from me to be accused of squelching a youngster's ambitions of individuality. If life gives you lemons, whip the lemons right back at it as hard as you can, with a slipknot chorus or two just for good measure.
Fuck the teachers who discriminate against you for having a voice; tell them to take that lower grade and shove it up their arses.
Laughter is all that matters in life; if you can't laugh your life is meaningless. Hopefully my blog can help with that. If not, alas.
Now, my roommate is snoring and I feel suddenly tempted to bash his skull in with a heavy object. Excuse me as I fight the impulse to end the snoring permanantly.
-Or at least fart in his face.
At 4:10 pm,
Kimo said…
howdy.
My internet's stuffed, so i can't be bothered logging onto blogger to make a new post. and thankyou for your advice. And that post was stuffed coz it was done on word. but yeah.
Sorry guys for not really visiting your blogs. blame it one my internet. it's taken me half an hour just to get this far. Anywho. I was really just coming on here to say i'm not gonna be on for a while. i'm kinda sick of telling the world about myself and my very interesting day to day life -.-
Well i just wanted to add: merry christmas if i'm not back by then.
Cyaz,
Kimo
At 2:32 pm,
Kimo said…
scrap that last comment i made, I can't stand watching this blog have no new post, but i'm not gonna do anything about it. Well i'm just sitting here, refusing to go on MSN, well actually, i'm just saying that. It's my computer that's actually refusing to go on, even though the internet is working fine. Well, i go on to it too much anyway.
So what's troubling me, i hear you ask. hmph. i dno, that's the problem. if i did, i'd probably tell the world and see who'll listen. but since i don't know, I can't tell you. Well, let's say, it's not my report, coz that was alright. It's not like anything bad's gone on in my family. it's not the fact that my internet's annoying, coz it's always like that. it's not pms, just because. So what the f. is it?? jesus christ. Perhaps it's nostalgia? Shouldn't being nostalgic mean i WANT someone or something? well i don't. actually, i'd prefer to be left alone at the moment. but that's not saying i hate the world or anything. nah, the world's fine. maybe it's the nostalgic music i'm listening to. hmm... that's the best answer i can come up with at the moment.
But don't think i'm listening to slipknot and only slipknot with all their thoughts on suicide and stuff, i mean i'm bloody listening to a christian band called Hillsong "i'll read my bible and pray, i'll follow you all day. all day..." funny that the song's called all day. man, if i was god, i'd be freaked out that all these people either wanna stalk me, or just wanna follow me around ALL DAY. "get the f. off of me you freak" but christian music is actually alright. that's coming from a person who listens to slipknot. but seriously, it is. that's coming from my non-rockish side, so you people might enjoy it. And if you're not christian, just think there's some really cool guy out there named God, or jesus. and the bible's just some really good book.
Well i'm just making idle conversation. god, that's what ms massey said in my report: kimberley could do better if she concentrated harder without the idle conversation with her peers. jesus christ, if she said that to me, i wonder what she said to alex and bexy. perhaps: SHUT THE F. UP IN CLASS!! well, that's what i'd write if i was her. i'm surprised she didn't write: perhaps kimberley should join the ESL class coz i hate her in my class. -.- she does!! she also wrote something about our performance of a scene from romeo and juliet good: but was a little rushed..or something. jesus christ. you try learning all that shit off by heart and try and not rushing it!! if i hadn't've, i'd've forgotten it all!! [wow, that was a lot of apostrophes] omg. what's my parent's problems?!! "yor're marks have gone down!!" jesus christ. that's only if you think an A is worse than a C, than yeah, you're right, i have been doing worse -.-
Well actually i really am making idle conversation coz i'm waiting for my cd to burn. jeeeez, it just takes it's sweet time... lah lah. did you know babe was australian? i didn't. I've been playing streetfighter again and i've got another blister on my thumb. yes, but i've mastered Ken. :D if you're having girl problems, i feel bad for you son. ahh, i love this song. and omg, R.kelly's i wish is grouse. (y) <- that's a thumbs up. or at least it is on msn. hmph. msn. Dude, are you tired of reading about me and my rantings about life and other trivial things? Can the topics i raise ever wear thin? Is it a little tedious to read? lol, well tough. i can't stop, but you can.
there's my cd finished, so i'll leave you now with what little interest i sparked, if any at all.
kimo.
and go here: http://thirstyfish.blogspot.com/2004/12/80-of-your-brain-is-water-yes-your.html
At 4:02 pm,
Stevie Stays said…
aha, nice to know my blogs mentioned in your,ummm, 1/2post 1/2comment thing. Thanks or whatever. You seem to have a better report than I did, I got a c+ for PE, you know! and as for English, I think the only reason u feel screwed up for it is cause ur so bloody good at it, and Miss Massey was too thick to reliase that. Man, she can hardly speak properly, let alone teach us to! Oh, and she sed our play was "rushed" too, so she must've jst copy and pasted all the comments. Ur performance was bloody good, so she can eat crap, and neway we've got ms.fettes nxt yr, lets hope she didn't graduate frm the same Idiot Academy Ms.Massey did!
have fun
Prinx
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